Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Signs of the apocalypse

According to Fast Company magazine, reality TV "stars" Lauren Conrad, Bethenny Frankel, Kate Gosselin, Kim Kardashian and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi have turned their 15 minutes of fame into the following.

Average TV viewership for most recent season and show: Polizzi - 8.5 million, Conrad - 3.7 million, Kardashian - 3.5 million, Gosselin - 2.5 million, Frankel - 2 million.

Twitter followers: Kardashian - 6 million, Conrad - 1.5 million, Polizzi - 1.2 million, Frankel - 346,000, Gosselin - n/a.

Facebook fans: Kardashian - 3.9 million, Frankel - 446,000, Polizzi - 146,000, Conrad - 145,000, Gosselin - 3,800.

Books "written:" Conrad - 4, Frankel - 3, Gosselin - 3, Kardashian - 1, Polizzi - 1. (Editor's note: I use the term "written" very, very loosely.)

Branded products: Conrad - LC Lauren Conrad Clothes; Frankel - SkinnyGirl Margaritas, Workout DVDs; Kardashian - Kardashian Collection clothes, Shoe-Dazzle footwear, perfume; Polizzi - "in the works;" Gosselin - n/a.

Debut single: Kardashian - "Turn It Up," all others n/a.

The winner? You decide...this is too painful for me to consider.

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